[Stock market crashes]"Oh no, I better check on my investments!"*opens cupboard over top of the sink*[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out] [valentine's day]gf: [reading my txt] "keith just said he's going to ...

We’ve known about Shrek 5 being a thing officially since last year (and unofficially for longer than that). But we finally get a first glimpse of the new Shrek, and whoa, my mind’s a little broken at ...